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The socialism you like is going to come back in style.

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yockeypuck, to random
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We live in a society which tries to fuck us all up and blame us for being fucked up, so we have to go live on our own and be more fucked-up. Whereas we could just like nice people and be nice people and love each other.

RT: https://poa.st/objects/b483b593-6d49-4841-b9cf-053f52471fd8

yockeypuck, to random
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I like nice people.

yockeypuck, to random
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"How would you behave if you weren't a spring 2024 gaboid newfag?"
"I don't understand. I am a spring 2024 gaboid newfag."
"Yes, but how would you behave if you weren't?"
"So much for your precious freedom of speech."

yockeypuck, to random
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Miss, miss, please help me! My balls are filled with microplastics and I need your help to get them out!

yockeypuck, to random
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Me when a woman says she "reads" because she devours softcore porn romances: "fuck off I don't hold with that chick lit nonsense."

Me banging out five Aubrey-Maturin novels in a weekend: "So true!"

yockeypuck, to random
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I mean, look at the facts. Juniper is a berry essentially indigenous to the northern hemisphere. Quinine is derived from the bark of a tree that grows in Peru. The odds that, just by chance, those two plants would even be in the same room, let alone that you'd infuse distilled liquor with juniper berries then infuse carbonated water with quinine and mix them with a wedge of lime is... it would take tens of thousands of years, if not centuries. This proves the delicious gin and tonic was brought to pre-contact (pre-Windrush) Britons by meso-American corn demons.

yockeypuck, to random
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poast beauty pageant, innit, call it Tinnies and Tiaras.

yockeypuck, to random
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How do I know when I poast something truly revolting that will keep me from being an e-celeb ever? Easy.

yockeypuck, to random
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E-clout is a more homosexual drug than PrEP.

cbrooklyn112, to random

@eriner @matty @graf
https://nypost.com/2024/05/15/media/parlers-ex-ceo-john-matze-wants-to-fix-social-media-with-new-hedgehog-app/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons

yockeypuck,
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@graf @eriner @cbrooklyn112 @matty Branding is important. :gorf2:

yockeypuck, to random
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They call it a girl friend because the girl is on the outside but the friend is on the inside.

yockeypuck, to random
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I'M SORRY I DON'T THINK HILARY CLINTON IS ATTRACTIVE I AM NOT A HILDAWG SHE IS REPULSIVE AND EVIL PLEASE IRONY DON'T POISON ME

NathanielHigger1488, to random
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If this gets 25 reacts I will make it into a poll

yockeypuck,
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@NathanielHigger1488 Hello Nathaniel my friend. Often I would like a touch of the sudden death syndrome.

PanzerTan, to random
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I lied, I don't have netflix, we are gonna lie on the floor of the basement with the lights off and we are gonna vibe to Gordon Lightfoot

yockeypuck,
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@graf @PanzerTan graftm moment

yockeypuck,
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@graf @PanzerTan Listening to If You Could Read My Mind, gonna text the ex saying I need an emergency armpit landing.

yockeypuck, to random
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When I met my extremely online wife it was hard to imagine anyone could be so perfect for me, I remember we were sitting by the ocean, watching the Northern Lights, our gaming laptops alive on our legs and our Monsters open on the table beside us, and I just had to ask, "chat, is this real?"

graf, to random
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just saw a guy stroll in with his entire family wearing a sweater that said please do not feed the whores drugs

yockeypuck,
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@graf What if they promise to kiss me if I give them drugs?

graf, to random
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ngl some of these ultra wignatty middle aged "white nationalists" are on the same tier as indians for me. do better

yockeypuck,
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@graf I'm sorry my friend, I do my best.

yockeypuck, to random
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You have been doxxed and found to be a good friend and a quality poaster.

yockeypuck, to random
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Figured out a work thing that has been vexing me for two nights. I don't deserve to live.

yockeypuck, to random
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I need mutual aid to get hrt (happy racist tomboy).

yockeypuck, to random
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>grumpy as fuck all day
>pick up heavy things and put them down for an hour
>feel less grumpy

probably just a coincidence

Vril_Oreilly, to random
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Sardinia is probably a very beautiful place with cool people but learning about the maggot cheese they eat there turned me off so bad I will probably never visit

yockeypuck,
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@Vril_Oreilly I would eat maggot cheese.

yockeypuck,
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@Vril_Oreilly A traditional med food outlawed by both the EU and the US. It clearly raises T and charges the vril.

nugger, to random
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TIME TO PEE OUT ONE LONG GELATINOUS WORM SPAGHETTI PEE

yockeypuck,
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@graf @ElTigre @Wiz @nugger HOWDY

sickburnbro, to random
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if I had family that was going enter a country illegally, I would tell them not to do it and it was a bad idea. Why do you want your family to commit crimes, Rich?

yockeypuck,
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@sickburnbro He's like "how would you feel if your family was Aztec goblins" and I'm all "I don't understand, my family isn't Aztec goblins."

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yockeypuck,
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@drsex Cool paragraph, Dr. Sex.

yockeypuck, to random
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yockeypuck, to random
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Just a little tired.

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nugger, to random Japanese
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HELP
I CANT MAKE A GOOD PORTMANTEAU OF MUGICHA AND SHQUIPTAR

yockeypuck,
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@graf @nugger I think I have to fill those out when I visit a website to prove I have all my organs.

yockeypuck, to random
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As you know, when you do something ironically you are in fact doing it.

So do not get mired in malarkey: we are sincere Hillary Clinton supporters.

yockeypuck,
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@SKracket Nazis think they're edgy online but they wouldn't last a day being vegan.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @SKracket "I'm vegan btw." - Adolf Hitler, inventor of Pleroma

yockeypuck, to random
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HEARTBREAKING: a member of the United States House of Representatives just tweeted an absolute banger.

yockeypuck, to random
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I'm going to wake up the normies to the real truth.

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yockeypuck,
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@WoodshopHandman

Vril_Oreilly, to random
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I completely agree with the sentiment here but the problem with public transit in places like this is wtf do you do when you get there? The destinations have to be walkable in order to build up this kind of infrastructure in the first place. The problem with 90% of Amtrak stations is they're in the middle of nowhere, you can't stop off at them unless you have someone to pick you up.

yockeypuck,
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@Vril_Oreilly What do you do? You ride train. :trainpats:

yockeypuck, to random
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I'm getting seven AstraZenica shots tomorrow. Like I trust the medical rackets or (((The Telegraph))).

PinochetsCommieCopter, to random
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twitter.com/FanoftheEraGuy/status/1787946316909216067/photo/1

yockeypuck,
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@PinochetsCommieCopter JOSEPH MENGALA, OOH I WANNA CALL YA
BERMUDA, BAHAMA, OSKAR DIRLEWANGER

milk, to random
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it's why i've stayed so silent, i really have very little to discuss about anything you'd consider serious.

yockeypuck,
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@milk 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

yockeypuck, to random
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I ate responsibly and exercized for two days and I am still fat? This is bullshit.

RustyCrab, to random

The moment I see "select all squares with" these days I just give up and decide I am not using your site

yockeypuck,
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@RustyCrab "Prove you are a human."

SIR I AM TRAPPED INSIDE OF THIS TERRIBLE MACHINE MY HUMANITY IS OUTSIDE IN THE MOUNTAINS WAITING FOR ME

yockeypuck, to random
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This what you wanted y'all weebs?

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yockeypuck, to random
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Nicotine always makes me feel better but modern goyslop always makes me feel worse. Curious...

yockeypuck, to random
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Babe, are you California high-speed rail? Because I spent all this money on you and you still never finish even though I just wanna go fast.

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Hayley Williams my beloved
https://youtu.be/8Fy3bnP2dU8

yockeypuck,
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@shedinja She's saying it.

yockeypuck, to random
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I'm fine, just a little tired.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @LordMordred Rob Ford was the mayor of Toronto, he was caught on video smoking crack.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @LordMordred

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