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yockeypuck

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The socialism you like is going to come back in style.

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anime_outdoor, to random
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yockeypuck,
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@anime_outdoor @MeowMeow you mean the french fry store

yockeypuck,
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@anime_outdoor @MeowMeow I also am fucking starving, we must deal.

yockeypuck, to random
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What if you met a pretty girl and she said "let me show you my memes, they're pretty based" and she opened poast.

yockeypuck, to random
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If you don't Venmo me three pepperoni-anchovy pizzas your thyroid will fail.

nugger, to random Japanese
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THANKS FOR THE PRESS, FRENCH
YOUR ALRIGT GUYS

yockeypuck,
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@nugger HONH HONH HONH (delicious cafe)

yockeypuck, to random
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"oh take the BUS or are you afraid of the WORKING CLASS?"

Trains are fifty times more comfortable, even in the cheapest class, and even if all the passengers are solid White men. Buses have their place but trains are better. We should have better.

RT: https://poa.st/objects/714b8eb0-4d06-4132-a72b-5472b37e6860

anime_outdoor, to random
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yockeypuck,
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@anime_outdoor I'm sure not.

BigDuck, to random
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In memory of Graf I got burger king

yockeypuck,
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@BigDuck Because graf is the king.

graf, (edited ) to random
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yockeypuck,
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@graf @LordMordred No questions about trains so results biased low.

yockeypuck,
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yockeypuck, to random
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Reviewbrah's let himself go.

graf, to random
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you guys are quiet this morning everything okay at home

yockeypuck,
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@graf once again a gf failed to be delivered during the night

graf, to random
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your terror threat from this morning sir

RT: https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/e7573619-7501-4fe3-8e81-40a766f40807

yockeypuck,
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yockeypuck,
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@graf @thendrix @rawsalerts Racial profiling, who can say?

yockeypuck,
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@graf @thendrix @rawsalerts Or a bullshit photo, that also is possible.

yockeypuck,
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yockeypuck, to random
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PLEASE D'NATE MORE THAN $100 OR THE FAKECELS WIN

RT: https://poa.st/objects/8442febf-38cf-489f-ad26-a5ada8d35c7e

yockeypuck, to random
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When you think about it, it's pretty funny that people who were mindbroken by computers call themselves "non-binary."

yockeypuck, to random
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Too racist to sleep.

yockeypuck,
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@GoodBoyUV I hate INDIANS.

yockeypuck, to random
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Sir, I am interested in your "Soft Men Create Hard Times" t-shirt, but is it available in 4XL?

yockeypuck, to random
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Libtards: "biological sex isn't real!"
Me: "you libtard! there are obvious differences between men and women!"
Non-Whites: (exist)
Me: (owned)

yockeypuck,
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@Ottovonshitpost Either way Barack is gay.

yockeypuck, to random
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I've never been more owned.

graf, to random
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>be me sitting doing nothing
>watch starts screaming and vibrating like crazy
>"your heart rate rose above 120 BPM while you seemed to be inactive for 10 minutes starting at 6:57 PM."
oh i guess ill just die

yockeypuck,
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@graf @sjw to the fentanyl vending machine

yockeypuck, to random
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Ready for AmRen.

yockeypuck,
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@graf They're for smuggling coke through the airport.

yockeypuck,
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@graf For legal reasons this is a joke.

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yockeypuck,
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@VD15 @graf "When are we going to have sex?"
"My Outlook calendar is up-to-date, send a meeting request."

yockeypuck,
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@narada @graf @VD15 love a stimmy bitch

yockeypuck, to random
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I may never get tired of this meme format.

graf, to random German
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yockeypuck,
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@graf @sandwich She has still never deleted it...

nugger, to random
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IM FEELING JUST A LITTLE BIT TARGETED WITH ALL OF THIS ANTI-POLISH SENTIMENT

yockeypuck,
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@nugger Kill poles. Behead poles. Roundhouse kick a pole into the concrete. Slam dunk a poles baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy polacks. Defecate in a pole's food. Launch poles into the sun. Stir fry poles in a wok. Toss poles into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pole's gas tank. Judo throw poles into a wood chipper. Twist poles' heads off. Report poles to the IRS. Karate chop poles in half. Curb stomp pregnant polack poles. Trap poles in quicksand. Crush poles in the trash compactor. Liquefy poles in a vat of acid. Eat poles. Dissect poles. Exterminate poles in the gas chamber. Stomp pole skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate poles in the oven. Lobotomize poles. Mandatory abortions for poles. Grind pole fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown poles in fried chicken grease. Vaporize poles with a ray gun. Kick old poles down the stairs. Feed poles to alligators. Slice poles with a katana.

yockeypuck, to random
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>"The United States controls all the world's media."

CRINGE

yockeypuck,
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@GoodBoyUV "It's the Poles."

yockeypuck, to random
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A candidate to join poast meets anime graf mays (January 2021, colorized)

yockeypuck, to random
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research

yockeypuck,
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@nozaki @confederatehobo They were too reddit to respond with such manly vigor. "NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HECKIN NOISE DISTURBS THE ANIMALRINOS."

yockeypuck,
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@confederatehobo @nozaki EDIT THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER

IAMAL_PHARIUS, to random
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yockeypuck,
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@graf @IAMAL_PHARIUS @NathanielHigger1488 DO NOT COUNTERSIGNAL HER

DO NOT MOVE TO CANADA

ALL BROWNS MOVE OUT OF CANADA

yockeypuck, to random
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People are like "Vaush is a degenerate" and I'm like "didn't he do a video where he rated the Pokemon he wants to fuck? Isn't that the automatic dealbreaker?"

yockeypuck, to random
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If you think that different races are different, that's a sin, because actually niggers can go to heaven if they have faith in Jesus Christ as their savior so there. What does that have to do with anything? Sounds like you're going to hell.

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lol holy shit. joint cyber security advisory release attached as pdf

RT: https://poa.st/objects/964425c2-2d4b-4410-a210-ee17cd8a9d95

yockeypuck,
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@Moon @graf @sandwich It's also believable because the US lets chinks into its essential cyberinfrastructure all the time and is doing so right now. Sorry, I mean "chink-Americans."

yockeypuck, to random
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Bunch of boomers on the phone telling us to go out find an ethnic because we have to serve the ethnics.

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yockeypuck,
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@graf Don't worry, the Conservatives will stop this Liberal injustice. ✊ :indiancallcenter:

yockeypuck, to random
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>retarded work nightmare
>wake up
>toss, turn, back to sleep
>retarded work nightmare just continues

They call it hump day because I'm gonna kill myself.

graf, to random
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stop buying chineseium products and products made with chineseium chips

zdnet.com/home-and-office/smart-home/3-million-smart-toothbrushes-were-just-used-in-a-ddos-attack-really/

yockeypuck,
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@PunishedD @graf Never forget people who trusted feeding their animals to a cloud-based pet feeder (the company went out of business, the pets had no food).

yockeypuck,
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@PunishedD @graf I have an automatic kitty feeder, it's great, but it ain't on no Internet and I would never say "this gadget means my cat will be fine alone for a week" like a techtruster.

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