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The socialism you like is going to come back in style.

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graf, to random
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stop buying chineseium products and products made with chineseium chips

zdnet.com/home-and-office/smart-home/3-million-smart-toothbrushes-were-just-used-in-a-ddos-attack-really/

yockeypuck,
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@graf ...why would you get a smart toothbrush?

yockeypuck,
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@graf I'm just not gonna put all my shit on the Internet hahaha just not gonna hook my toilet up to the wifi nothin personnel chinks

yockeypuck,
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@graf dumbhomecels will never understand (I am a dumbhomecel)

yockeypuck, to random
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yockeypuck, to random
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does anyone know the identity of this person? this fake poast they created now gets poasted at many times a day and has been the basis of many death threats. I'd like to know who they are

graf, to random
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done working on shit for today ✅
computer rebuilt with new motherboard ✅

yep im thinking its drinking beers in my underwear and dorito dust fingers gaming time

yockeypuck,
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@graf @SIC_Guy @mischievoustomato Truly we are.

yockeypuck,
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@mischievoustomato @graf @SIC_Guy He's gonna do it!

yockeypuck, to random
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I have never seen an uncool person driving a Cybertruck.

yockeypuck, to random
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"Indians suck so bad it's not even funny." - Sam Hyde

yockeypuck,
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@RealRaul Raul, brother, you love the Asian girls and that's fine, but if you include "India" in Asia we're going to have a problem.

sjw, to random
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Then God said, Let the earth bud forth the bud of the herb, that seedeth seed, the fruitful tree, which beareth fruit according to his kind, which hath his seed in itself upon the earth: and it was so.

Genesis 1:11

And God said, Behold, I have given unto you every herb bearing seed, which is upon all the earth, and every tree, wherein is the fruit of a tree bearing seed: that shall be to you for meat.

Genesis 1:29

Change my mind. :jesus:

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yockeypuck,
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@sjw Cannabis is a very useful plant. Hemp rope is terrific. Thanks, God!

yockeypuck, to random
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This is yockeypuck's mom. yockeypuck killed himself this morning. I found his body hanging from the rafters in the garage, plate of tendies on the concrete floor below his dangling feet. On his chest was a note written in blood that said SHOE'S LAST SIMP. Next to the tendies was his phone with poast open and this image in his drafts. I hope you can tell us what it means. Please help us. We've lost our son. His father is staring out the window, holding a shoe, looking for answers. Please. Why did this happen? We're begging you.

BigDuck, to random
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Lujan didn't text him back

RT: https://poa.st/objects/a87d889a-a352-4160-be45-c89f4d5f4a37

yockeypuck,
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@BigDuck @graf She follows everyone on poast except me.

yockeypuck, to random
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Round 3

A relatively by-the-book NEURALINK(tm) e-Lite 8, save for Eva Vlaardingerbroek trouncing Jess Southern in the Battle of the Bottle Blondes. Who will prevail in the BASKIN-ROBBINS FEDI FOUR? Try our exciting CHOCOLATE OREO SHAKE - LARGE!

(Polls for voating in the replies.)

yockeypuck, to random
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Go up to her, look her in the eye, give her a firm handshake, and say "hello, I'd like to marry you."

argumento, to random
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Work sucks.

Sex work is work, and therefore sucks.

But sex work is also criminalized and stigmatized, so it sucks even more.

Therefore, cutting some slack to sex workers can make their work suck less. Specifically, making them feel welcome and safe in the

Sex workers have been deplataformed and persecuted and demonetized online. Evil internet censorship laws, like SOPA/PIPA, that harm us all, were first pointed against sex content.

yockeypuck,
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@argumento lol how about instead we cut prostitutes out of our cities and make them get real jobs?

Zero tolerance for prostitutes and pornographers and other peddlers of evil.

yockeypuck,
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@WoodshopHandman @argumento If she has an OnlyFans she is a pornographer (cringe), if she does not she is an e-girl (based).

yockeypuck, to random
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Live from Pennsylvania.

graf, to random
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good morning friends it is monday

yockeypuck,
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@graf Good morning, Mr. graf mays, boy fuck is it ever.

sjw, to random
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Jewish women have ugly and gross vaginas

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yockeypuck,
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@sjw Imagine the smell.

yockeypuck, to random
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Reading about the British Liberal Party in the 1960 and '70s, which had coverups of homosexual child abuse and a fag leader who tried to have his lover killed by a hitman and got away with it (he died a respected man because he hated White people). Very bias confirming.

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yockeypuck,
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@IAMAL_PHARIUS So true @sjw (stinky jay-jay wanter).

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Fedi egirl tournament hosted by yockeypuck

yockeypuck,
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@shedinja This would bring happiness to many people.

n3f_X, to random
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yea motherfuckers im one of em ... we got all of yall contained in austin ... so good luck

yockeypuck,
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@n3f_X @TimeSpent I didn't bite on "Keep Austin weird" or Houston's vibrant tech sector but this ad from the Texas Chamber of Commerce has me thinking about it...

yockeypuck, to random
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I will happily not make it if by my sacrifice to being autistic my brothers are scared into making it harder.

yockeypuck, to random
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RT: https://poa.st/objects/ea249424-27cc-4c93-b9ec-19d84a828e11

milk, to random
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hello nigger :) waves

yockeypuck,
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@milk hello milk :)

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yockeypuck,
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@SrbijaStronk 701

anime_outdoor, to random
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yockeypuck,
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@anime_outdoor

yockeypuck, to random
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No poasts in 2024:

  • Porgi
  • Owl
  • shoe0nhead

I don't like the implication.

yockeypuck, to random
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Me waiting for acceleration: "hahaha yesss"

Me when the Supreme Court rules the federal government may dismantle fortifications against illegal immigration: "wtf?"

RT: https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/c072c8d3-f712-470a-a72c-f2dab875bd0d

yockeypuck, to random
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We're so back.

BigDuck, to random
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Drunk chicken wings and tendies
Can it get better than this?

yockeypuck,
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@graf @BigDuck @Dan_Hulson I had an AirBNB like that with an ex a couple years ago, our last couple nights we literally went for a walk while the oven preheated, not dangerous at all.

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just lowered my healthcare premium from $83 a month to $0

yockeypuck,
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@Cocoa Based! Did you become black?

yockeypuck, to random
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yockeypuck, to random
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yockeypuck,
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@doublecart I don't like cosplay girls.

yockeypuck,
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@ImperialAgent @doublecart Psyop girl.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @ImperialAgent @doublecart That would mean she is not really a psyop girl and I should marry her now.

yockeypuck,
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@ImperialAgent @doublecart @graf Way ahead of you.

yockeypuck, to random
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Sweater Puppy Bowl

yockeypuck,
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@WoodshopHandman Nothing fills up a sweater like a modest chest on a modest woman.

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    yockeypuck,
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    @rees @Doll @TimeSpent @graf @olmitch I have done a drunk 5k when actually in running shape and it is the worst fucking idea.

    yockeypuck,
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    @rees @Doll @TimeSpent @graf @olmitch I once ran a 5k in work boots and jeans like Armed Robbery and the drunk 5k was still a worse idea.

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    @graf @rees @Doll @TimeSpent @olmitch Without ricotta it's just a stack of pasta.

    Ottovonshitpost, to random
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    Was at a wedding and my priest said people lose their minds alone and fall into delusion

    yockeypuck,
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    @Ottovonshitpost I think shoe0nhead is the most beautiful woman in the world.

    graf, to random
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    @AyPapi gonna cry about it? maybe piss your pants? shit and cum?

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    @graf @AyPapi >doesn't like seeing the blockbot

    You're not going to believe the solution to that problem.

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    @graf @NecroHole @AyPapi He blocked me too now we can't view the pornography.

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