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The socialism you like is going to come back in style.

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graf, to random
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so there’s a shitload of new users. what did musk or torba do this time

yockeypuck,
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@LouisConde @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Dan_Hulson @SuperSnekFriend @graf >um, MODS?

Dan_Hulson, to random
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Need more Egirls on Fedi or I will need to start leaving the house more 😩

yockeypuck,
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@Dan_Hulson Ain't that fucking true, my English friend.

yockeypuck,
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@Dan_Hulson You should. Not a lot of people know this but I love e-girls.

yockeypuck,
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@Dan_Hulson If shoe0nhead followed me on poast I'd kill myself.

I'm not kidding. My life would have peaked so I'd turn on the webcam and shoot myself in the brain in front of 1,488 people so you all know what going out at the top looks like.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @Dan_Hulson She doesn't follow me though.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @Dan_Hulson Hey how do I livestream on poast tv and do you have a gun I can borrow?

yockeypuck,
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@graf @Dan_Hulson Unironically checked ngl.

yockeypuck, to random
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Me when there's an attractive woman on the TL.

yockeypuck,
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@ImperialAgent I saw a beautiful woman the other day outside and I tried to kill myself in front of her but I couldn't get my keys deep enough into my artery.

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yockeypuck,
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@graf @justnormalkorean Look "stinks but shaves" is pretty kino.

Paulyfrog64, to random
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Well frens, I passed my core 1 A+ now I gotta study for core 2.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @lpheathen2 @Riamu @Paulyfrog64 Microsoft Certified Janitorial Technician

Royper, to random
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yockeypuck,
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@graf @Royper Imagine the smell.

yockeypuck, to random
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yockeypuck,
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@GoodBoyUV finger-snapping intensifies

graf, to random
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good afternoon friends

yockeypuck,
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@graf Good grafternoon.

yockeypuck, to random
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nicecrew gf
mugicha bf

yockeypuck,
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@Humpleupagus @Dan_Hulson @ImperialAgent @Saber @tyler @JustJohnny There are no women on the fediverse.

yockeypuck, to random
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goth gf
racist bf

yockeypuck, to random
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Goth girl who occasionally dresses in cheerful pastels around you because you make her so happy.

yockeypuck,
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@graf I don't know, my friend.

yockeypuck, to random
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Do not come. Do not come.

DrRyanSkelton, to random
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Every time Bijou says something nice about Sonic Adventure 2 it hits her with more retarded bullshit

yockeypuck,
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@graf @pasture @coolboymew @DrRyanSkelton @udongle @CenturianFrend @rightwingsjw Is this good?

yockeypuck,
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@graf @pasture @coolboymew @DrRyanSkelton @udongle @CenturianFrend @rightwingsjw Always true HH

pasture, to random
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this is the funniest shit i've ever seen

yockeypuck,
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@graf @ChurnHinge @p @pasture @Hoss We should send @TeaTootler to be her bf.

yockeypuck, to random
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To my Dear future kids ...i'm not the one delaying u guys from comming into this beautiful world its your MOM who is still dating useless guys and giving them your milk i hope they don't finish our milk... .... . YOURS
Responsible Dad...

graf, to random
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should i?

yockeypuck,
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@graf I have total faith in you, if you will it it is no dream.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @Dan_Hulson Hey you may not be aware of it but that drawing uses Nazi imagery.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @Dan_Hulson @BasedLord shoe has been dibsed by her husband already. Sad!

yockeypuck,
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@Dan_Hulson @graf @BasedLord In this poast instance we RESPECT THE BONDS OF MARRIAGE because someday it will be us marrying the hot e-girls brother Hulson.

d0c40r0, to random
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>poast users trying to get the 6 millionth poast

yockeypuck,
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@Dan_Hulson @givenup @BowsacNoodle @d0c40r0 @TeaTootler Do you mean Poast Classic?

yockeypuck,
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@Dan_Hulson @givenup @BowsacNoodle @d0c40r0 @TeaTootler pl.poa.st is what you mean?

yockeypuck,
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@Dan_Hulson @givenup @BowsacNoodle @d0c40r0 @TeaTootler Then I have no idea. Probably taken down for being an unmaintained security nightmare.

GoodBoyUV, to random
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Sequel to Rainman about @yockeypuck titled 'Trainman'.

yockeypuck,
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@GoodBoyUV I have never pretended to be anything other than what I am.

merchantHelios, to random

Once I get a job I'm 100% buying myself some hardware (mostly just need cheap SSD / HDDs) to make myself a seedbox to stick in my closet. I also probably need to update my storage of romsets... Maybe run a home server too..... I also really need to set my laptop up with a nice stable Linux distro again, now that I don't need it to be a windows machine
Lots of projects

yockeypuck,
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@merchantHelios @mischievoustomato :slackware: Slackware :slackware:

yockeypuck, to random
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I know many of you are worried about the sunsetting of Poast Classic. Just to answer some common questions:

  • The Racist Fediverse webring will still be available, and the links will still work.
  • Animated GIF hosting will be maintained through December 31, 2024. This should give you time to make other arrangements.
  • Unfortunately, the Flash games directory is part of Poast Classic and will go offline on March 31 with the rest of the page. Enjoy this last month with classics such as NIGGER SIMULATOR 98 and LET'S GO BILL CLINTON.

Windows 98 SE users who want to continue to use Poast should consider our GOPHER and TELNET servers. Only the Poast Classic web page is being sunset in March.

SpurgAnon, to random
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My new black bud tea for tonight. Sweet, floral, and very relaxing. Leaf smell as if heavily coated on honey. Totally worth what I paid.

Very tempted to get into the puerh, but I'm gonna wait till tomorrow.

@Tamamo @luithe @RehnSturm256

yockeypuck,
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@Dan_Hulson @SpurgAnon @RehnSturm256 @Tamamo @luithe Bringing her Earl Grey until she's my girl, grey (women can't be trusted to make the tea).

yockeypuck, to random
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yockeypuck,
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@Vril_Oreilly "NEVER GOON" IS A THREAT AGAINST MY LIFE, IT IS STOCHASTIC TERRORISM.

RustyCrab, to random
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holy fucking shit my work slack has an emoji called :islam: and it's this

yockeypuck,
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@RustyCrab Patriots in control. :lazer_q:

BigTLarrity, to random
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"Things are bad, inflation is out of control and home ownership is a pipe dream for most young people now"

Boomer: BOOTSTRAPS! You lazy bitches, why don't you just buy the moldy house in the woods with a hole in the side for more than my 4 bedroom new construction house cost me in the 70s and stop bitching.

yockeypuck,
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@nike @BigTLarrity >trail-accessible crack shack in the New York woods

You son of a bitch I'm in.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @nike @BigTLarrity The poast janny castle

yockeypuck, to random Japanese
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HELLTHREAD CONCLUDED
BY ORDER

  • THE JANNIES
yockeypuck, to random
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This is the racist.

This is his wife.

It's never over.

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Paultron, to random
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forgot to load anime on my phone before getting on the plane they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

yockeypuck,
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@Paultron Lotta loyalty for hired cum.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @Paultron >that fucking jeet laugh

Royper, to random
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How far is walking distance? Is walking distance further in Europe?

yockeypuck,
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@Royper 10 miles.

yockeypuck, to random
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David Irving is not dead. Continue to pray for him, please.

Cocoa, to random
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just got my college money two days early let's go

yockeypuck,
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@Cocoa If I was offered a million dollars or a hoodie on how to answer the call from a million dollars, I would take the hoodie.

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