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The socialism you like is going to come back in style.

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yockeypuck, to random
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I'm fine, just a little tired.

yockeypuck, to random
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They sell fake cheese at the grocery store and call it "cheese."

RealRaul, to random
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I’m deeply saddened by Royper passing. I known him for years from the Twitter days. So I figured the best way to remember him. is blaming the fucking kikes on this. GIVE US ROYPER BACK YOU BABY DICK BITERS.

yockeypuck,
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@RealRaul

yockeypuck, to random
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None of my friends or family have my poast so if I die you'll probably never know but I'll be thinking of you guys from the world to come.

yockeypuck, to random
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If he's your friend, why is he beating you to death with bricks and hammers?

yockeypuck, to random
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gm, today is the day we get married (unless you already are)

yockeypuck, to random
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...dude, Sam Hyde follows my poast account.

Dirty_Thirty, to random
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@graf wearing one of the shirts while taking the pic; but, put the rest on display, enjoying the merch big fren!!

😎

yockeypuck,
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@Dirty_Thirty @graf >IKEA bookshelves
>poast merch wall
>reasonably clean floor

Yeah I'm thinking we're kino.

stardust, to random
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do you want to play bingo?
i got two 😌
beat dat

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yockeypuck,
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@stardust Guys, am I...

neurotypical?

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @stardust I know, it's gay as fuck. This game is rigged.

PraxisOfEvil, to random
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I don't get why it's a-okay to have sex scenes in BG3 but seeing camel toe in Stellar Blade is unforgivable.

yockeypuck,
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@PraxisOfEvil @graf @YTFoidLover1488 @GoodBoyUV I may love e-girls online but at least I know they don't like me back.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @GoodBoyUV @PraxisOfEvil @YTFoidLover1488 yeah I like the leafs

can you beleaf I don't have an e-girl wife

TrevorGoodchild, to random
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@graf is now at trips for followers

>what did kek mean by this :GalaxyBlobThinking:

yockeypuck,
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@TrevorGoodchild @graf shadilay moment

yockeypuck, to random
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I love women.

yockeypuck, to random
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Hey CONSERVATARD

If drugs are so bad EXPLAIN THIS.

TURNING POINT JELQ

yockeypuck, to random
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remugi if you like pretty girls
or jewish supremacy

yockeypuck,
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@PonyPanda jewgicha dot club

yockeypuck, to random
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The sexiest part of a girl is a loving heart.

graf, to random Dutch
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filosofem kinda day

yockeypuck,
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@graf philosemitism kinda day

yockeypuck, to random
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Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: he joined a @TimeSpent thread.

yockeypuck,
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@GoodBoyUV @nierenstein @TimeSpent Everyone on fedi is courting Precious except me.

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I WAS TOLD WE'D CRUISE THE FEED
FOR MEMETIC GOLD
WE'D POAST NO COAL
CATNOEARS

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I have a list of those who catnoears me.

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Society is collapsing (we don't have gfs (this poast is 100% sincere)).

graf, to random
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what'd i miss today while i was out touching grass and smashing ass

yockeypuck,
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@GoodBoyUV @graf Enjoy your based on the novel Push by Sapphire wife.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @GoodBoyUV What a strange thing to tweet.

yockeypuck,
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@GoodBoyUV @graf I stand by it.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @GoodBoyUV I would kiss her tennis ball head and buy her nuggies.

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If you don't like a good IPA you are wog and wouldn't have made it in the Empire and the Queen Mum hates you

yockeypuck,
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@Dan_Hulson I drink the indian pale ale because I hate indians and am pale

yockeypuck, to random
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Um sweaty maybe you didn't know this but actually Hitler was a literal nazi?

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Me myself personally I'm glad the clussy era is over

yockeypuck,
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@WoodshopHandman But remember that society is collapsing and consider the arc that is to come.

yockeypuck,
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@WoodshopHandman HEY BRO DID YOU SEE THIS

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yockeypuck, to random
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Her: "You're a sweet guy and all but I just didn't feel a connection."
Me:

yockeypuck, to random
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It's sad that my shoe0nhead at mugicha user is fake but users like this were real.

TimeSpent, to random
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🤨

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent All those damned insane white people with their thuggery and their street gangs and their crack and their bad schools and their basketball and their Air Jordans and their "The Cosby Show" and their making up only 13% of the population

yockeypuck,
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@Dudebro @TimeSpent Beethoven wuz white

graf, to random
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>gab refugee drama on the timeline

yockeypuck,
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@Spingebill @graf Great gorf friend.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Spingebill @graf Why?

yockeypuck,
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@graf @TimeSpent @Spingebill You know how I know Precious isn't shoe?

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It's really tough, being, like, a really high-IQ guy like me. Everyone falls for my rhetorical traps and they're just dancing in the palm of my hands. I'm really smart and dumb people don't understand the immense difficulty it takes for me to deal with them all the time, y'know? Like, uh, it really makes my asthma flare up and makes my congestion worse.

yockeypuck, to random
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poast jannies explaining that this is an anime-respecting instance to new users from Gab (2024, colorized)

graf, to random
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>29 dollars to get a burger delivered
its quite literally cheaper to go to a nice restaurant than order fast food now in canada

yockeypuck,
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@graf LET'S GO JUSTIN

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yockeypuck,
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@jew

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I am dead. Yet I live.

yockeypuck, to random
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I was walking through the grocery store and a gook said he saw graf the other day.

yockeypuck, to random
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My cat is trying to keep me from my train videos.

yockeypuck,
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@graf 🙏

RustyCrab, (edited ) to random

Guy at the gym asked me how I was streaming Dune on my phone. I looked him dead in the eye and said "Dune.Part.Two.2024.1080p.WEBRip.1600MB.DD5.1.x264-GalaxyRG[TGx]"

yockeypuck,
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@Kerosene @RustyCrab Yeah I wanna watch in IMAX.

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