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The socialism you like is going to come back in style.

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yockeypuck, to random
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I love you btw unless you're a fed or a tranny.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer Dinosaurs are fucking girl autism, don't encourage him.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer The only pterodactyl I want to hear about is an Baldwin DR-12-8-1500/2.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer If you're outside my windows screeching about fucking failed diesel locomotive concepts you better be single that's all I'm saying.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer Sending the muscle yenta out to fight the poast mutual is definitely a porn plot.

yockeypuck,
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@Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Dan_Hulson I swear to fucking God just ask Precious out. Just say "hey, I'll be in town Saturday, want to grab a drink?"

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>dragons dogma 2 compiling shaders for 5 minutes before even opening
oh boy here we go

yockeypuck,
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@graf @RatPoster Asian waifu when you say you don't want egg noodle.

yockeypuck, to random
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tfw no wife who gets you on the no-fly list

yockeypuck,
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@GoodBoyUV This is anti-fat race hatred and you have been repoarted.

yockeypuck, to random
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Candace Owens to join poast tv.

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@trumpgpt Mr. Real President, what is your opinion on the Touhou series?

yockeypuck,
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@ChadleyDudebro @PanzerTan @trumpgpt Who?

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nine fives uptime

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Are hops peaty?

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@graf :roundmeal:
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yockeypuck,
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@graf @sjw No-name brand Round Food.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @Doll @sjw @BasedLord Serves three men.

yockeypuck,
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@Ottovonshitpost @sjw @Doll @BasedLord @graf

yockeypuck, to random
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Better to be a friend to twenty than an e-celebrity to 20,000.

yockeypuck, to random
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On poast we care enough to inspect your penises and store all the penis images in a high-performance all-SSD cloud penis storage server, so you can have confidence that your penis is both inspected and recorded.

RT: https://poa.st/objects/fe2fb2ff-7b74-434e-875a-ffa2c9c1b7e6

yockeypuck, to random
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Tomboy Tuesday, all tomboys report in.

yockeypuck,
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@DEERBLOOD Those are not tomboys, they are drawings.

yockeypuck,
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@ShtPoastAnon @RealRaul @ERASER @DEERBLOOD rupi kaur

sickburnbro, to random
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not really a good time to be going this crazy. You do this right after you win to cement your power.

yockeypuck,
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@sickburnbro I don't understand, they have won and are cementing their power.

yockeypuck, to random
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So many of my racist brothers don't have pretty girls to kiss and pick up the groceries to make them a nice dinner after a long day of work, and you want me to be loyal to this system?

yockeypuck, to random
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Men only want one thing.

TimeSpent, to random
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Finally something to protect your virginity.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent Or just 🐝 yourself.

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Libtards: "person with a vagina"
Populist conservatives (libtards but rude): "person with a cunt"

RT: https://breastmilk.club/objects/3390e620-851e-4662-8b79-fae2cd950319

yockeypuck,
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@graf @marine tragic bottle fight over misunderstanding the word "fanny"

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yockeypuck,
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@WoodshopHandman @RustyCrab Glad she told you not to do it hh.

yockeypuck,
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@WoodshopHandman @RustyCrab You'll regret it if this mysterious romantic question makes her fall for you and it turns out she's fat.

yockeypuck,
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@WoodshopHandman @RustyCrab Six-pack guys with chubby wives.

yockeypuck,
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@WoodshopHandman @RustyCrab based tbh

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RT: https://clubcyberia.co/objects/2d79196c-e73f-45bd-b7de-e65ccc90104e

yockeypuck, to random
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Making a Christian fantasy RPG set in the times of the Church fathers called Dragon Age Origen.

graf, to random
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@milk somebody on /g/ thinks you own poast

here's the link btw with bot replying to rdr about me half way down boards.4chan.org/g/thread/99485786#q99485786

yockeypuck,
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@graf @milk DO NOT CHECK ALL THE ADMIN'S PROFILES FOR PR PURPOSES.

yockeypuck, to random
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:gorf:

yockeypuck,
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@graf gorfriots in control

yockeypuck, to random
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So I DELETED my gorf acct. I recieved just under 100 gorfs calling me the most VILE gorfs you can imagine. Then a kid said I’m a ‘’GORF TRAITOR’’ for putting shade on the Provisional Gorf Regorflican Army and Gorf Gorfwell. Then a guy anonymously gorfed me - I invited him to handle his business and a GORF chorus called me an ‘’gorf tough gorf’’. Then I was told I was not GORFED there because I am a ‘’GORF’’ - and I’m poisoning the revolutionary gorf because I am a ‘’GORFER GORF’’. Ima reiterate that going GORF is the way to go for this thing. The online presence masquerading as GORF is just GORF.

I don’t NEED to gorf. And my gorf is valuable to me. I’m not gonna dedicate time, effort, and assume some GORF frankly so that I can be told by ilgorferates that I am a ‘’GORFER GORF’’ for not liking GORF and the GORF.

For CLARITY - I am NOT sensitive to being GORFED/GORFED. Happens CONSTANTLY - the gorf thing took me aback b/c I recieved a LOT of gorfs to gorf there. I DO so, and upon doing so, I’m deluged (from gorfs on ‘’OUR GORF’’ purportedly) with the most VICIOUS gorfs I’ve ever gorfed - FAR more gorfing and gorf than anything I recieve practically GORFLY from GORF. THAT is what gave me pause. I’ll take care to NOT overreact in the gorf.

yockeypuck, to random
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Welcome new users.

yockeypuck, to random
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NOT MUCH DAWG WHAT'S GORF WITH YOU

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yockeypuck,
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@KiKi88 @Dan_Hulson @Gab_Refugee @kroner I love the fact that people have signed on to racist fedi today and all they see is "I was gorfing the gorf when my mom gorfed in and gorfed me."

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Does this mean my GORF PRO account isn't getting comped?

RT: https://poa.st/objects/98ace748-e677-48c0-8dbb-753adae32958

yockeypuck, to random
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Men (yockeypuck) only want one thing.

yockeypuck,
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@marine Yes, that's right.

yockeypuck,
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@marine However, I did.

yockeypuck,
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@marine @graf Marriage is a woman eating a man's hair.

graf, to random
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>he didnt order a pizza on pi day
explain yourself

yockeypuck,
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@graf My watch's steps goal is up to 14,000 so I am still fucking walking.

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The chicoms better WATCH THE FUCK OUT.

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Cracky-chan's probably, like, 38 now. She's probably a lawyer.

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