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yockeypuck

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The socialism you like is going to come back in style.

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yockeypuck, to random
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Just thought about coconut milk mommy for the first time in like a year. Now, I'm not into eggless brown Democrats.

HOWEVER...

RustyCrab, (edited ) to random

Guy at the gym asked me how I was streaming Dune on my phone. I looked him dead in the eye and said "Dune.Part.Two.2024.1080p.WEBRip.1600MB.DD5.1.x264-GalaxyRG[TGx]"

yockeypuck,
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@RustyCrab If you're playing the movie on a telephone, you will never in a trillion years experience the film. You'll think you have experienced it, but you'll be cheated. It's such a sadness, that you think you've seen a film, on your fucking telephone. Get real.

graf, to random
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none of you are following Persian_Princess with "aryan" in her bio. im disappointed in everyone on and also off of poast

yockeypuck,
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@graf How thirsty do you think I am, my friend?

yockeypuck,
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@BigDuck @graf Don't you catnoears me.

yockeypuck, to random
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I have been working on PHP all week and have schizophrenia.

yockeypuck,
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@graf we need 100000000000000 pajeets to do this for me

I am mtf

yockeypuck,
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@milk @graf mtf (milk the friend)

yockeypuck, to random
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Hey, haven't seen Woodshop in a few weeks...

RT: https://poa.st/objects/d70f1737-7618-434b-9d8e-4cc8905909cc

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yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @WhiskeyWhisked @BigDuck tomato dog

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @WhiskeyWhisked @BigDuck I just catnoearsed your poast.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of cat ears (points) on your poast and Fediverse account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral reacts. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other poasters, • ⁠Spreading incorrect information, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Fediverse?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making poasts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional catnoears react, which may put your commenting and poasting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a catnoears. Can you un-react it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a catnoears. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to poast PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of catnoears appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the react and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on poast dot com. I will continue to issue catnoears until you improve your conduct. Remember: poast is privilege, not a right.

yockeypuck, to random
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The cutest part of a woman is the buccal fat.

yockeypuck,
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@TalmudTranslator @graf @WhiteApe Delivery app for Canadian incels, skip the bitches.

yockeypuck, to random
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I do have autism, it isn't a joke.

professionalbigot69, to random

i'm still seeing unfunny copypastas

yockeypuck,
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@graf @professionalbigot69 It's actually the end for you, buddy

graf, to random
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graf shrugged

yockeypuck,
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@graf My favorite libertarian novel I can't possibly fucking read.

yockeypuck, to random
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Making your city such a disgusting shithole that your transit system hands out cards for people to give bystanders pleading for help when they feel unsafe, and then making the cards girlbossy.

yockeypuck, to random
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CHRIST IS RISEN

yockeypuck, to random
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Please, friends. Choose to simp.

TimeSpent, to random
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Nothing spells Easter weekend like fighting on the timeline.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer POAST EM

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer Maybe I should have given myself weird kinks but they're not weird weird.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons tfw you want to save it until marriage but also want to know if it's okay if you spit in their mouth 😮‍💨

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Barbecued_Lemons You don't just surprise people with that sort of thing unless it's the sort of surprise that's not really a surprise. That's what makes it a kink rather than having sex. But is it weird? Doubtful.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer He's thinking that you may have had s-x before, it's tough on him.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer What's a lesbian bring to a first date? Flowers.

What's a lesbian bring to a second date? A moving truck.

What's a lesbian bring to a third date? Brass knuckles.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Dudebro @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer You can just go to the gym and hit butch women in the face without having to get a short haircut and Subaru too.

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>64 notifications

yockeypuck,
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@Shadowman311

yockeypuck, to random
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I dunno, maybe I am mtf.

a MONSTER
TESTOSTERONE
FASCIST

yockeypuck, to random
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The most popular dating app I see is poast.

RT: https://poa.st/objects/f4feb184-275f-457a-9c2c-dabe8163aafc

graf, (edited ) to random
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@p @p check this out @sjw @Moon somebody introduced a backdoor into xz/xz-utils (debian/ubuntu) via systemd and openssh (openrc chads stay winning)

openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2024/03/29/4

github.com/tukaani-project/xz/commit/af071ef7702debef4f1d324616a0137a5001c14c

:arch: CVE is up security.archlinux.org/CVE-2024-3094

:gentoo: is marked in-progress bugs.gentoo.org/show_bug.cgi?id=CVE-2024-3094

yockeypuck,
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@graf @p @p @sjw @Moon >soystemd

It appears our superiority has once again led to controversy.

yockeypuck,
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@Zucchini @p @sjw @graf @Moon @p I'm a slackchad back to version 9.

yockeypuck, to random
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If your instance admins aren't being passive-aggressively threatened on Good Friday by fag furries with a fetish for being turned into a cube, don't worry, Orthodox Good Friday is coming up.

nierenstein, to random
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"Pen is"

Remove the space

Calm down liberal, it's called dark humor.

yockeypuck,
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@nierenstein Pardon me sir, I wish to contact you regarding the members of your fediverse instance.

I have noticed that you have a majority of nazi, homophobic users, it is common sense that you should take action against such vile actors.

If you do not condone my words and take action, I WILL defederate with your instance, and report your website to the American & Canadian authorities for hate speech and targeted harassment against my intellectual rights, my own person and many other poor people.

This is my first and final warning.

yockeypuck,
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@nierenstein Might either leave the fedi or join a more closed off instance. My follower base on here doesn't seem to care anymore so what's the point.

I really think the fedi Is a failed concept, the only good thing to come out of It was PeerTube. Sorry this place Is just a toxic mess.

If these types of unregulated social media platforms have to exist then we need a serious educational process In place to teach people how to handle It which won't happen under this conservative dictatorship. Basically we're all fucked and social media will be the end of us. There's no fix unless the people In power take responsibility and give people the resources to handle something like this.

yockeypuck,
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@nierenstein IM DEFEDERATING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Mastodon admins are irreplaceable 💖I could never defederate you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mastodon admins👪 who give you 💦blocks💦 Or never get called ☁️racist☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no blocks for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're racist☁️💦 5 back: you're antisemitic😽👼💦 10+ back: Poast janny😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

yockeypuck, to random
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Fediverse boxing, Jeff "The Jab" Cliff v. Alex "B-T-W" Gleason, MGM Grand Arena, Las Vegas, Nevada, for a winner-take-all purse of $11.

yockeypuck, to random
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When I tell the boys "tfw no e-girl wife."

RT: https://poa.st/objects/e9452313-6970-4841-8a2a-c2f699f70c90

DJ_UNCLE_A, to random
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This is really easy, @graf. I will keep doing it. Just tell me why you have a problem with me.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @Dan_Hulson @justnormalkorean @DJ_UNCLE_A Lujan Sugma.

yockeypuck,
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@graf @Dan_Hulson @justnormalkorean @DJ_UNCLE_A That question has an answer but this is a friendly thread.

yockeypuck,
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@justnormalkorean @DJ_UNCLE_A @Dan_Hulson @graf Upon further inspection, it would appear that my suspicions about @justnormalkorean were correct.

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We have been very bad

yockeypuck,
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@graf @matty @Goalkeeper We only have Racism, not discrimination, racism, Racism, etc.

yockeypuck, to random
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@graf If we want to buy something from the Poast Merch store at shop.poast.org, like an authentic "please be patient I use poast" ballcap, should we do that before the Stripe cutoff or is that separate?

yockeypuck, to random
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What's your brand?

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yockeypuck,
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@xx99 POV: you're about to suck some river reeds from the Indian reservation.

yockeypuck, to random
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Long hindoovid

yockeypuck, to random
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I love my cat.

yockeypuck, to random
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I love you btw unless you're a fed or a tranny.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @Dan_Hulson All aryan broads are a little crazy. Did you say "no" and he should drop it, or did you say "yes" but there was no click and he should drop it, or did you go for a great date and this is a courting ritual and me getting frustrated in my mentions is just part of you guys forming a family? Because the last one is based.

yockeypuck,
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@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @Dan_Hulson I'm trying to figure out if Lemons or you is the cringe one in this e-relationship. Don't apologize to me.

yockeypuck,
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@Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Dan_Hulson F in the chat. Just accept that she feels e-friendship and let her see your e-banter and e-witticisms, it's better for everyone that way.

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