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MercurialBlack

@MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

You weren't created, you were discovered.
assigned #epic at birth
hey girl are you a construction worker

ERROR: syntax: all-underscore identifier used as rvalue

assigned #epic at birth wait I already said that disregard this line strike that

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MercurialBlack, to random
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Unfortunately I'm gonna be a mathematician who's gonna be reliant on grant money so prob won't be able to found my own country

pernia, to random
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dumbass in my group is too fucking retarded to do a google search to troubleshoot. he's been struggling with including a library for WEEKS. fucking WEEKS he's done NOTHING. even if he never touched code in his life (he should have, already went through THREE programming courses), he should be able to FUCKING READ A STACKOVERFLOW QUESTION AND PIECE IT TOGETHER

MercurialBlack,
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@pernia @StumbleDonkey @meowski @mischievoustomato calm down bajax we're your friends shut up mercurial I'm gonna kill you

MercurialBlack,
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@StumbleDonkey @pernia @meowski @mischievoustomato no you're that old guy on cum salon who can't figure out how mumble works

MercurialBlack,
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@pernia @StumbleDonkey @meowski @mischievoustomato I meant like lyx or whatever

There's no way you're older than 23

MercurialBlack,
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@Lyx @StumbleDonkey @pernia @meowski @mischievoustomato I lied about frailleaf what's this about

MercurialBlack,
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@pernia @StumbleDonkey @Lyx @meowski @mischievoustomato idk but they probably deserved it

RustyCrab, to random
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Whats a recommended program for manipulating PDFs that isn't adobe? I have to scan in a huge stack of papers double sided and each set of sides is going to come out as one PDF (there is nothing I can do about this) so I need to be able to take the two PDFs and interleave them

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab Gimp :SkullEmojiImage: that's what I use when I need to sign something

RustyCrab, to random
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Now that the feds are watching us you guys should know "in Minecraft" does not work anymore instead say "in skibidi toilet"

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab I'm going to kill you in a satirical movie

RustyCrab, to random
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if you post your car's VIN pleroma will automatically censor it out --> **********************

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab this trick was how I learned my buddy Eric's true name

creamqueen, to random
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:heyface: the feds took my fedpost seriously and i had to talk to secret service lmao

MercurialBlack,
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@creamqueen what would you recommend to avoid this happening to someone else

bot, to random
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I would genuinely like to spend time with someone that thinks they're being gangstalked.

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab @bot

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab @bot I was shocked when I saw that sign California is alien

RustyCrab, to random
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Experiencing a breach of the brood-brain barrier

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab ditto, I think I ate some odd beans and it's making me dizzy

bl00d, to random
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Khorne shared me some powers, that's why i always end up playing soulslikes with melee

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko @affine @bl00d have you played pathfinder 2

eris, to random
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Eris will not:
-Use your money to "focus on my art"
-Use your money for Europe plane trips
-Go on cruises

Eris will use it for:
-Paying server costs
-Getting a little snacky snack to feed her goblin ways

re: https://akko.disqordia.space/objects/e0923949-220c-47a0-9e55-30bf1a67aa90

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko @affine @eris @bl00d thought you were graf

RustyCrab, to random
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we didn't even make niggachuffin
we've been living a lie bros
an empire of dust
:niggaabyss:

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab :niggaozymandias:

binkle, to random
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cyberians ought to admire the craftsmanship involved in :niggachuffin:

its a work of art. it's like our sistine chapel

MercurialBlack,
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@binkle why ain't the cigarette nigga

disarray, to random
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What the fuck is going on in my mentions

MercurialBlack,
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@disarray hey girl are you a construction worker cc @meso @burner

MercurialBlack,
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@0 @Are0h @pernia @disarray @burner @meso cc @Ukko @chog9 @Pawlicker

icedquinn, to random
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in the interest of inclusion and sensitivity we have replaced all instances of "slavery" with 'mandatory employment'.

we have not abolished the practice though :blobcatsuit:

MercurialBlack,
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@icedquinn we have replaced all instances of African American with Caucasian

MercurialBlack,
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@icedquinn dammit sorry

MercurialBlack, to random
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How do I tell hidden she isn't retarded without making her feel better about herself

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko @hidden Your retardation cannot be accurately bounded by words

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko I worry that my friends on here are ugly they better not be ugly

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko yeah

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko It's so over

hidden, to random

When you're in a being retarded competition and your opponent is hidden@cawfee.club

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko @hidden idk let me ask my computer.

julia> int("910")  
ERROR: UndefVarError: `int` not defined  
Stacktrace:  
 [1] top-level scope  
 @ REPL[13]:1

there's your answer

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko @hidden

julia  
help?> int("910")  
 No documentation found.  
  
 Binding int does not exist.
MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko @hidden Really Julia really

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko @hidden It's actually really good cc @nyoom

Ukko, to random
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@affine why are you going through old posts :blobcatscared:

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko @affine repost this every few years

MercurialBlack, to random
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I don't like everyone calling their significant other 'partner' it's too impersonal just say boyfriend or girlfriend or fiance or husband or wife

sun_eat3r, to random

Oppai loli gotta be the weirdest shit ever

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko @sun_eat3r little girl with big boob

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko @sun_eat3r no im a 23 year old man with no boobs

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko @sun_eat3r ok 👋 blocked

MercurialBlack,
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@sun_eat3r @Ukko yeah

Maybe an older man would be more opposite

Or someone with concave bowls in their chest

MercurialBlack,
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@Ukko @sun_eat3r Thing with opposite is like, you're reflecting something in a mirror, but you need to choose where the mirror is located, and often it can be moved around in multiple dimensions.

MercurialBlack,
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@sun_eat3r @Ukko Occasionally I think

allison, to random

Figures that while I search for Paint.NET replacements the most promising one would be a passion project held together with Visual Basic 6, duct tape, and prayers

MercurialBlack,
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@allison @icedquinn krita is great, it's my goto. Often it's bulkier than I want though, and takes too long to open and export when I'd just want an MSPaint kinda thing. Haven't found a good equivalent for that yet.

MercurialBlack, to random
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Why am I even bothering to repost Vriska if you're following me you're following her

vriska, to random
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if I ever die I am going to do everything in my power to post here once from beyond the grave just to totally shake up the human experience meta

MercurialBlack,
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@vriska just schedule posts oh wait is that not a mastodon feature :SkullEmojiImage:

RustyCrab, to random
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please someone help me I am dying of boredom :niggasuicide:

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab yeah me too been on a plane for like 5 hours knodding in and out of sleep but keep waking up when my head falls forward

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab is wifi on planes new, it seems new.

RustyCrab, to random
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I feel like I need a 16k monitor to work in unreal :chinkle:

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab are you using Linux when I was using Unreal it was shit on Debian

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab unity was fine

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab worked for me idk. Though that was years ago

I used it on PopOS more recently and no troubles there

RustyCrab, to random
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putting in a pull request to the cowsay project

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab oh I thought cowsay unalived itself after I canceled them for finding a screenshot of the cow saying nigger

RustyCrab, to random
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As a show of unwavering strength the next time you're at a bar find the biggest blackest nigger in there and plant a fat sloppy kiss on him like bugs bunny (instant respect)

MercurialBlack,
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@RustyCrab by buddy Eric did that once he's still being stalked by him even after he broke it off

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