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allison, to random

>new follow request
>"age: 13" in bio
I'm not sure if this has been made clear enough, but please do not follow me if you are that young, the brainworms will ruin you

allison, to random

@pernia thoughts on alpine having a nearly 100% chance of moving to systemd in the near future?

allison,

@pernia https://social.treehouse.systems/@ariadne/112133178203213124 I can't find the exact thread I was thinking of but see for example this, it's definitely something that is being planned

a7, to random

Has spent 8 hours a day analyzing trannys for the past 3 days straight, I’m starting to think this guy really wants to troon out

allison,

@a7 @meso @PurpCat Oh him? Yeah, definitely autistic special interest from being extremely online.

allison,

@PurpCat @a7 @meso that's a selection bias thing given the communities you are known to inhabit.

allison,

@a7 @GD5426 @meso @PurpCat @higanbana @arcana I think he means on the internet and given the kinds of niche interest communities he's in they are actually pretty much unavoidable

allison,

@a7 @GD5426 @meso @PurpCat @higanbana @arcana I don't think it's anything about bullying and more about them being batshit insane and getting into euphoric antics dragging you along with them whether you want to be or not, I can 100% sympathize because I've definitely had my own encounters along these lines, the worst of which ended in the poor girl I was seeing having to be restrained by the hair by her roommate in order to stop her pulling a knife on me

allison,

@a7 @GD5426 @meso @PurpCat @higanbana @arcana no these were internet people thru and thru who groomed me into being around them irl

allison,

@a7 @GD5426 @meso @PurpCat @higanbana @arcana I'm definitely careful around internet people, certainly a lot more now than I was a few years ago.

allison,

@higanbana @GD5426 @PurpCat @arcana @a7 @meso no your reasons are completely different

icedquinn, to random
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its weird having to explain freedom to people

i wish i was a good enough writer i could just make an article and throw it at people

allison,

@icedquinn maybe solicit a ghostwriter?

allison,

@icedquinn it's a fairly severe cognitive dissonance caused by a terminal lack of ability to imagine things outside of the system as it currently stands

ezio, to random
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do i do data recovery or take a new

allison,

@ezio @arcana how urgently do you need the data?

RustyCrab, to random
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it might actually have been less damaging to force everyone to say nigger

allison,

@RustyCrab holy shit lmao that's bad

mischievoustomato, to random
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contacting multiple shamans and dark magic witches to make them help me get titty pics

allison,

@shrimp @arcana @a7 @mischievoustomato I can think of plenty of reasons tbh

mischievoustomato, to random
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its not rape if the woman doesn't feel its that, and chances are she doesn't then

RT: https://iddqd.social/objects/268aa9c3-30e8-4d8e-8db9-d4706734d657

allison,

@icedquinn @ChristopherBRobin @mischievoustomato and then you end up craving that feeling long after the high subsides because the higher order parts of thinking and decision making are incredibly taxing and it can be a genuine relief to be free from it

jyushimatsu, to random
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    allison,

    @jyushimatsu I also had those last night for the impromptu Easter meal, today it's probably just going to be Goldfish here :x

    allison,

    @jyushimatsu yeah goldfish crackers, pretty much the only thing I eat except on special occasions for better or worse (mostly worse)

    allison,

    @jyushimatsu that's why I gravitated to it initially, bad stomach problems and for a while in the early 10s it was near the only thing I could eat with any degree of consistency

    allison,

    @PurpCat @jyushimatsu veggies are great but they definitely come with their own set of problems to deal with

    Indigo, to random
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    I find the whole "making Easter Trans Day of Visibility," thing to be pretty funny.
    All it does in lefty circles is provoke memes and eyerolls since they know it's blatant pandering and a desperate attempt to save face with the younger base since they all hate Biden (correctly) for kowtowing to Israel.
    Meanwhile the Conservatards are having literal meltdowns over the "demonic government" perverting a Christian holiday, which has been so secularized at this point that a non-insignificant percentage of Americans don't even realize it is one anymore.
    This is some high-quality wasp nest kicking, I'm here for it.

    allison,

    @icedquinn @Indigo @affine https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/2022/03/30/a-proclamation-on-transgender-day-of-visibility-2022/ it appears they have

    allison,

    @Indigo @icedquinn @affine I think it's just a form letter they send out every year and everyone losing their minds over it is whatever, right wing culture war nonsense will always do this and if it isn't chuds exhibiting apophienia over this, there will always be something else

    PurpCat, to random
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    just found out I got told I was socially inept for not noticing some attention whoring VRC user was "suicidal" again at the mere mention of it and continuing to bring it up

    From now on if I am dragged into VRC I will force the users to watch some really insane movies.

    allison,

    @a7 @PurpCat VRChat

    allison,

    @a7 @PurpCat fedi but way more unhinged

    allison,

    @PurpCat @7666 @a7 this image makes me feel so many things, none of them good

    allison, to random

    >DLSite telling the credit card payment processors to pound sand with their woke moralism and continuing to service all the content they did previously
    Most surprisingly based news I've heard today so far

    18+ dushman, to random

    wolfgirl.bar is going on the blocklist for sure. The admin literally is using a black sun in their pfp which is a well known neo nazi symbol.
    cc @raccoon

    allison,

    @anonicus @dushman @raccoon anyone on here who posts terabytes of anime pornography has like a 2/3 chance of being an unironic Nazi, which is both obscenely funny and also kind of depressing

    allison, to random

    Registering a domain for myself now, is Porkbun considered OK to use in the general case or should I look elsewhere?

    binkle, to random
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    video/mp4

    allison,

    @binkle neco arc ai song covers make me feel things

    BronzeAgeHogCranker, to random
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    imagine your favorite anime girl but 20-50 lbs heavier

    allison,

    @RustyCrab @BronzeAgeHogCranker and better off for it, nobody likes a waif (I say as I am one)

    icedquinn, to random
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    > we raised exactly one computer literate generation

    :blobcatsleepless2:

    allison,

    @icedquinn one generation and two half generations tbh, zillennials are also computer literate alongside the very last cohorts of gen x

    allison,

    @icedquinn nah, computer literacy is just a priesthood now, historical return to the norm if anything

    allison,

    @PurpCat @icedquinn blame nokia for that one

    kirby, to random
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    :abyss:

    allison,

    @kirby time to get sp6 then :)

    allison,

    @kirby unless you're just looking for higher resolution video then https://bearwindows.zcm.com.au/vbemp.htm this fella should just work

    PurpCat, to random
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    the more furries i talk to on fedi the more I get back into furry shit owo

    allison,

    @PurpCat well there are certainly no shortage of them

    allison,

    @PurpCat Makes me wonder what nicotine would do for me (I've never been on any stimulant medication and never plan to be)

    allison,

    @PurpCat what is zyn and how is it administered?

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    allison,

    @sjw for exactly one second I thought I was looking at a photorealistic rendering of a gondola

    affine, to random
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    Imagine blocking lain.la because of 7666 and not because of Maija.

    allison,

    @straw @affine @disarray One would do much to consider the relevancy of this ancient remark.

    allison,

    @Hoss @straw @disarray you wish tbh

    allison, to random

    A note to anyone who is wishing to confide in me that they have joined a "subahibi dxm death cult": it is most likely not prudent to do such a thing, especially on a platform like this

    allison,

    @PurpCat combine this with kuromi kitty girl stuff and the right drugs and you'd have a pretty good approximation of my personal hell

    xianc78, to random
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    I'm a little late to this, but I feel the need to mention it because I feel like these people are just going to move to Telegram, if they already haven't.

    Telegram is NOT a better alternative to Discord. It asks for your phone number (huge red flag), lies about being end-to-end encrypted (encryption is done server-side), is centralized, and not entirely FOSS (server-side software is closed source). Look into decentralized/self-hosted solutions instead.

    I personally recommend hosting an XMPP server. Install an XMPP server stack that supports multi-user-chats and host your discussions there. With XMPP, you can sign up for an account on any server and talk to anyone, including people from other servers. There are even modernized web-clients like Movim which make it more user friendly.

    For private/direct messages, you can also end-to-end encrypt them using OMEMO. Just don't use them for public MUCs or you will end up having problems. You really don't need to encrypt a public chat anyway.

    If you need help running an XMPP server, Mental Outlaw made a video on it.

    https://invidious.poast.org/watch?v=Ot_EmQ8xdJw

    Really, even an IRC channel or an AJAX webchat/shoutbox is better than Discord or Telegram.

    allison,

    @straw @xianc78 @kirby Yeah nah I'm with kirby here, MUCs are a disaster, especially if the group owners insist on using OMEMO for them

    allison,

    @xianc78 @straw @kirby If you have things going on there that you wouldn't want your server admins or other casual interlopers seeing. Credit where credit is due, I think Matrix's implementation of E2EE works a lot better for this than OMEMO MUCs, although to be fair that's kind of a low bar.

    allison,

    @xianc78 @kirby @straw @mischievoustomato You're overlooking the genuinely massive amount of "dark" Matrix servers/userbase but yes overall there is a little bit of a centralizing effect going on there, and in general Matrix servers are much more willing to defed from each other than XMPP ones

    allison,

    @affine @straw @xianc78 @kirby @mischievoustomato Yeah and a lot do because again, much of the userbase is genuinely worse than even those corners of fedi.

    nukie, to random
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    Who up being a brony :fluttershy:

    allison,

    @mint @nukie @Tony @PurpCat I have some jank Monoprice thing I bought for $20 and I fully intend to run it into the ground because I don't have the money to spare for anything else, even if the ergonomics are obviously much better

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