gamer

@gamer@bungle.online

read the gamer manifesto (pinned)

computer toucher, artist, writer, comedian, curator, musician, and of course, gamer

i'm beginning to feel like a gamer, gamer
all my games from the front to the back-er, back-er

only steam deck games, if it runs on deck i play

certified yaseenist ​:tm:​
i help out with the yascast doing mixing/mastering

my only other alt is on skeletons.gay and outerheaven.club

wanna follow me? read my pinned first and please have a bio and pfp
i am VERY picky with who i let follow me.

i may mod bungle, but i speak for myself unless otherwise specified.

+18 text posts may not have cws. +18 media will be marked.

"i read all of your posts in tf2 engineers voice"

"gamer gaming"

"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"

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gamer, to random

it is femboy friday

gamer, to random

"the games industry should stand up to gamers"

...what? huh? the industry should stand up to it's own customer base?? what in the fuck???

gamer, to random

bitches be like "wanna call" then send you the "Frankfurter Muncher Jitsi" link like damn now i want sausages too

gamer, to random

you think you the yas

you not even the seen

(grrah)

gamer, to random

unexpected weekend project: trackball mouse maintenance

gamer, to random

"miss"tress??
...is there a mistertress?

gamer, to random

mind palace mfs when they "mind palace" comes with "mind guests" that are different personalities: yeah no i'm totally not plural i promise

gamer, to random

WHO LEAKED THE FEDI TV SHOW???

RE: https://zoner.work/notes/9tu3fvfcztix002q

gamer, to random

me: i wonder what's happening on windows these days

microsoft: records everything you do because AI

me: ... doesn't that break so many NDAs and compromise government security??

gamer, to random

welp, time to figure out how to declaratively build this mfer

gamer, to random

dear nix os people: i've got a program that only seems to exist as a deb, an AUR package or whatever the fuck fedora uses

how the fuck do i install it, just build from source?

gamer, to random

gamer is saving game...
.
.
.
game saved!

nini~

gamer, to random

ok FUCK i need to go to bed

good night gamers

gamer, to random

underrated: using a vlogging mic with built in noise cancelling to have workable audio for when you're calling in a cafe or something

gamer, to random

realized i need to organize my efforts for setting up this nixOS config so i've created a kanban board from myself

...i think i may have gotten a bit too used to work processes

on the plus side if i show this at work i could fnagle this into a promotion to some sort of project lead one day hehehe

gamer, to random

had a mic receiver that's a usb type C plug but it has no side clearance for use with laptops
needed me a type c socket -> type c plug so i can have clearance to plug the thing it

but all i had was a type A socket to type C plug
and two type C sockets to type A plugs

so now i got this going:
(yes you could skip like 3 adapters here but i need to swap out the last usb C cable for the really fucking wide usb C device and i need that much clearance

gamer,

@icedquinn yes but it's just cuz i haven't bought a proper c socket to c plug yet

18+ gamer, to random

i know this is supposed to be serious but my goofy ass read LBJ as LeBron James

RE: https://social.mondoweiss.net/users/mondoweiss/statuses/112439801941714207

gamer, to random

feels like shit
does kettlebell swings
no longer feels like shit

thank you kettlebell swings

gamer, to random

she doesn't realize that the noosphere is intrinsically linked to the physical and chemical activity of all neurons in the world and that the rotation could cause immense brain damage

or maybe she does realize and doesn't care

RE: https://fedi.rubedo.gay/objects/e595fdc8-e428-4860-a15a-7d0be5bd0b01

gamer, to random

i wanted to play games with friends

but god said

"home internet go down"

gamer, to random

new backpack coming soon i am excite hehehe

siina, to random

I don't usually watch movies (or shows even), especially action movies.

Yet I binged all four John Wick movies today.

What the fuck.

gamer,

@siina john wick good

gamer, to random

minecraft grass block breaking noises in the fuckin standup call lmaooooo

gamer, to random

occasionally posting lies with the cw of "work" to throw people off where i actually work

radmin, to random

Not to be a Jollibee shill or anything but their food doesn't make me feel gross ​:blobcat_shrug:​

gamer,

@radmin had to check if u were referring to US jolibee or jolibee on their home turf cuz over here in the PH the jolibee is fucking languishing

but if they're still good in the US that's honestly rly fucking good for y'all

have u tried the sweet spaghetti that shit's fire

gamer,

@radmin i want ube pie now...

gamer, to random

i swear to god this is one of the most reasonable software takes but y'all will still get discord haters up in the fuckin replies being like "ah no discord is still bad u see cuz the UI/UX isn't actually good plus (insert binglefuck reason here)" like i get it i hate capitalism and corporations too but guess what bumblefuck discord's core features of voice and text chat actually fucking work like they're not constantly shitting over the encryption or failing to connect P2P voice calls like the shit works, if it doesn't for you then oh well but like for the vast majority of people discord fucking Works and it's Fine don't come into my fucking mentions going like "ah well discord still bad" keep that shit to yourself because until open source resolves the issue of its UI/UX being ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT people are going to flock to the fucking thing with actually good UI/UX

and if y'all come in saying "UI/UX" doesn't matter, bitch you are making software for HUMANS to use not fucking robots

"but discord UI/UX isn't actually good" it's hella lot better than fuckin element or bringlyshtick or whatever open source shitty software you use is

RE: https://wetdry.world/users/j0/statuses/112259026022866469

gamer,

@sun @icedquinn my apologies that im not willing to overturn not only my basic human nature, but that of my friends and all the communities im in to use some shitty ass software

ezio, to random
@ezio@akko.wtf avatar

whoever told me vrchat works on linux was correct, wtf why i thought easy anticheat was cringe

gamer,

@sneexy @ezio the dev of the game needs to use the version of eac designed to work with linux, it's just some devs refuse because they're bitch asses with a skill issue

18+ gamer, to random

i'm beginning to realize that this flexible time and remote work doesn't rly patch up the fundamental problem i feel at this company

the pace of work feels really unnatural
like every second must be 100% productive and i'm not sure humans are built for this

i'm not burnt out yet but it's only a matter of time till i am

18+ gamer,

@coolboymew every minute is logged on a ticket

that is the one aspect of work at this company that feels incredibly unnatural and even anxiety producing for me

18+ gamer, to random

what's big boobs haha i'm an auditory learner btw

gamer, to random

just got me a sigma mail

no not the sigma male

a sigma mail

someone sent me an email with a single Σ

gamer, to random

"art so good AI ""artists"" can only imagine"

see that's the point, AI """artists""" can't imagine

Stellar, to random
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be avatar

i really like the idea of touching balls when gaming... @gamer you should look into that

RE: https://kitsunes.club/notes/9r39901gld

gamer,

@Stellar i already use a trackball mouse bestie

gamer,

@Stellar i use a kensington pro fit ergo trackball that @amberxorluci helped me purchase

it's been really nice and everytime i use it i'm reminded of her

gamer, to random

femboy breeding college??? that's an instance????? I NEED A SCHOLARSHIP

18+ gamer, to random

yes body, im already actively working out and cutting calories and prepping healthy meals, can you not send my heart imto overdrive randomly please

gamer, to random

emotions will sometimes overflow

its ok to cry

18+ gamer, to random

me: i'll pick up this ticket on the backlogs i guess
me, 2 hours later: ...what the fuck is the issue on the ticket? no seriously what am i doing here

gamer, to random

need some queer to infodump to me about kubernetes

18+ gamer, to random

fuck you

magnetizes your balls so they clack together like those magnetic smooth pebble things that make the weird sound

gamer, to random

theory: all i need for work is to edit text so i should be fine on a low spec machine

practice: oh btw the sites and apps that form the infrastructure of the company are all built in JS so you'll need about 40morbillabytes of RAM

gamer, to random

friends i promise i'll get off manjaro one day it's just i don't have the spoons to do the whole rigamarole of swapping os, setting up my whole workflow, then ricing it

gamer, to random

latest manjaro update broke my polybar theme

....why do i even stay on this fucking OS again??

yassie_j, to random
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone avatar

Huh, Uber has launched “UberX Share” (what a clunky name).

Turns out they just renamed UberPool.

UberPool is where you and other passengers pool a service vehicle together, where each of you get off at different, fixed set-down points along the way.

Imagine if we had an UberX Share vehicle that could hold more than 4 passengers to make it more cost-effective per driver…

gamer,

@yassie_j did u know this was launched in response to Lyft's new offering, where would be passengers can book a ride by waiting at a designated spot, where a vehicle drives a particular route, and they can get down at any designated point along the route

truly silicon valley is innovating yet again

gamer,

@icedquinn @yassie_j the optimal size is a bus

it's just a bus

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