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pasture

@pasture@btrfly.social

26 · she/her · neurodivergent (autism+ADHD) · 🏳️‍🌈

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graf, to random
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@pasture green guy gaming has some pretty OK deals rn

pasture,
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anything in particular you're picking up?

pasture, to random
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tfw no husbant so time to fall asleep to youtube,,,

pasture,
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I don't even remember what I listened to, I was just sad

pasture, to random
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1 hour and 41 minutes to say "really, guys, I'm not a pedophile, I promise"

pasture,
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i vaguely listened to the first half and his entire argument was "i was just a dEbAtEbRo trying to invoke a reaction from the nOrMiEs" which is not very compelling considering that you actually had horse cock on your computer

deprecated_ii, to random
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that black chick game with the talking bracelet had better character writing than the first 3 hours of alan wake 2

over and over we get these sequels written by the same people and they blow in comparison to the originals; what happened, did all the video game writers stop doing drugs and lose their talent

pasture,
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does this guy have a wife and live in pennsylvania? the name sounds familiar

pasture,
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i think i tried to deliver a package to this guy's house but something about it was fucked up so we had to take it back. his wikipedia says he lives "near" the town the package was addressed to

pasture,
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listen man i was just a delivery wagie, some woman was looking out the house at us fumbling with this fucking dumbass package with this retard's name on it before we just gave up and moved on

pasture, to random
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Discovered that one of my favorite songs as of recent is also one of the theme songs to that popular elf girl anime so it's ruined

pasture,
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nothing wrong with elves, i hate americans though

pasture,
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*american normies that idolize 🇯🇵

RustyCrab, to random
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bro LinkedIn is so fucking invasive I'm sacred to click on emails they send me. Some random asshole will probably get an email saying "Crab read our email notifying him that you posted a new post!"

pasture,
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some TAMess keeps trying to add me on linkedin so she can discuss whatever product she's slinging with my company

pasture,
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oh and it started with 15 emails like "hey retard are you there? all i want is 15 minutes please 🙏 " and then for some reason she thought the next step would be adding me on that hellhold

pasture,
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i only have it because i was really desperate

pasture,
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Rwoeidk, to random
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I was reminded of this video, so it don't overflow

video/mp4

pasture,
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pasture,
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please don't make fun of her autistic accent

pasture,
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errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it could be an old machine and they made the cups smaller since it was made

pasture,
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today? i would take it on an hour by hour basis

pasture, to random
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brain still feeling rotten, maybe i need a

pasture,
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or proper adhd medication :^)

pasture, to random
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please send me your credit card and social security numbers

pasture,
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the more i look at this the more things I see wrong

and people (retards, kids) think these are real

pasture, to random
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I'm a fucking retard

pasture,
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was trying to make croutons and I just poured oil into a bowl of diced bread in a bowl that was too fucking small, not thinking that the bread was going to soak up the oil unevenly

pasture,
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yeah the problem was that I did not put the bread into a big enough bowl to mix in all of the oil and spices so I poured oil in and all of the bread on top pretty much soaked it up. They're baking now and it's probably not fatal as I mixed them up a bit more on the sheet but I need to think before I fucking do things

pasture,
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i need to file my taxes and then i'll try to look at that

pasture, to random
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pasture, to random
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Explained sneed to my dad and he was like "ha ha, that's funny"

pasture,
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He also says "it's so over" and "we've never been more over" and "we are so back" now

pasture, to random
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I don't know what this project is but I 100% support it if it's going to make people angry

pasture, to random
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graf, to random
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LMFAO its real DARK BRANDON IS ACTIVATED

nitter.poast.org/JoeBiden/status/1756888470599967000#m

RT: https://poa.st/objects/91251584-5cfc-4c4d-b30b-421989855abf

pasture,
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RustyCrab, to random
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I have enough acorns to make a 40,000 calorie pie :insane:

pasture,
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I thought you were a crab, not a squirrel

pasture, to random
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no, you first

pasture,
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i'm thinking about making another app since the one i built probably won't pass review :(

pasture, to random
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i am almost done with basic bitch app #1

pasture,
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i saw this on steam a few weeks ago and i thought "you know what, i can make and sell weekend projects for $1.99 too"

pasture,
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time to call my dev/pub "Basic Bitch Apps"

pasture, to random
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RT: https://poa.st/objects/47f165fa-8b2e-4642-8c04-385595b32641

video/mp4

RustyCrab, to random
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I will wear these to a funeral for $500

pasture,
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wear them to my funeral and claim it from my estate

pasture, to random
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>open uber eats
>applebee's is an option
>$32 for a meal
who is buying this shit

graf, to random
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you guys are missing out on this btw. it's major for us and also for poast tv because now you can send your favourite shitposters literal fractions of pennies for their thoughts.

even better yet, you can also send them to your favourite poast tv creators from poa.st, or on the platform directly. so now you can support your favourite stream via SATS or your favourite content creator/aggregator whatever directly.

we've been testing it most of today after it was rolled out and it's pretty quick and efficient. time to pick up some SATS and join in 👇🏻

soapbox.pub/blog/mostr-zaps/

RT: https://poa.st/objects/99ae83af-ff97-4961-8726-1e78ca15ba47

pasture,
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me explaining how "zaps" to the extreme are going to transform the "nostr social network" to my "friends"

RustyCrab, to random
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wtf kind of packaging is this for carrots it looks like gamer doritos

pasture,
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trying to get the kids to think that eating healthy is cool 🎸🎸🎸🎸🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

RustyCrab, to random
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80 year olds when they walk inside :abyss:

pasture,
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imagine the smell

graf, to random
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>hijab canadian buying all the heavily discounted makeup from the heavily discounted shelf at the very back of the store

pasture,
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next to my old apartment there was a convenience store that had penis enlargement pills right when you walked in

graf, to random
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might subject myself to an afternoon nap

pasture,
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I used to do this after work and then I would wake up and it would be dark and then I would get sad

pasture, to random
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Yes,, let me invest in this web site that is populated by autistic manchildren that are immune to ads and hardcore gooners,, $5 billion is a steal,,

pasture,
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They aren't but I feel like they need a reminder that if George Floyd survived he'd be President

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