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diazepam, to random
@diazepam@clubcyberia.co avatar

just got banned on telegram for absolutely no reason wow amazing

diazepam,
@diazepam@clubcyberia.co avatar

@RustyCrab @Moon @Zergling_man nobody actually knows what it does but it's an absolute marvel of engineering. it's called a "security app" but all it does is send unencrypted (!!!) json with your private key(!!!!!) to some random http server of the company that developed it. it raises my blood pressure just by thinking of it :niggaabyss:

meso,
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe avatar

@Pawlicker @FUCKINGWHOCARESDUDE @RustyCrab @diazepam @Zergling_man i would but him specifically i wouldnt

Dan_Hulson, to random
@Dan_Hulson@poa.st avatar

I have been having the strangest dreams all week last night I dreamed that @justnormalkorean invited me stay in this gaymer house he lived in and played pro overwatch and league for and he kept getting me make espressos for him and he had this massive dog that kept knocking them over and I kept getting the blame for it. So I stole his car and went out for a drive and got in a massive crash because everybody was driving on wrong side of the road

hazlin,
@hazlin@shortstacksran.ch avatar

@Dan_Hulson @justnormalkorean init like that sometimes

grizzlywhisker,
@grizzlywhisker@nicecrew.digital avatar

You must be talking about this one.... 🤨

Oven_Operators_LU_88, to random
@Oven_Operators_LU_88@nicecrew.digital avatar

It continues. Imagine being such a bitch that you wall text some retarded cope because no one uses your site.

Jonny,
@Jonny@annihilation.social avatar

@MeBigbrain @Jonaschuzzlewit @Oven_Operators_LU_88
Oven operator just blocked me for my Charlottesville march opinion. Wow

I just got my new phone up and running. I guess he’ll miss my Kitchensville march re-enactment, today.

Brought too you by @graf

Jonny,
@Jonny@annihilation.social avatar

@graf @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @Oven_Operators_LU_88 @matty @tyler @CatLord @MeBigbrain
Dude, come too Waikiki.

If you like chicks, they walk past our front door in bikinis.

Plus, here’s your free bedroom.
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TimeSpent, to random
@TimeSpent@poa.st avatar
Doll,
@Doll@decayable.ink avatar

I'm noticing a trail of men with ass trauma and huge therapy bills.

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Good thing Sui has insurance. 😏

ninja8tyu, to random
@ninja8tyu@varishangout.net avatar

pippa ai art

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ninja8tyu,
@ninja8tyu@varishangout.net avatar

guess i'll just leave this running overnight, see what the end result is

now that i know how to do it properly, i'll be looking forward to the finished product, whatever it may be

18+ ninja8tyu,
@ninja8tyu@varishangout.net avatar

the first 17 frames on loop

decided to do some calculations, but if this ai decides to go through each and every frame of this shit, it'll be roughly 1216 frames to be generated

and given the current rate, it'll take 2 whole days, and 8 minutes to generate the entire thing

which, is some bullshit because the majority of it is the same looped motion

cato, to random
@cato@chaos.social avatar

Today, my lawn tractor seat arrived and I mounted it to my kart. It's really nicely cushioned and dampened and despite being way too large, you can drive comfortably. You just shouldn't go fast, otherwise you'll fall over.

I'll keep the seats swappable, so I can use this seat for e.g. camping events, to drive slowly across uneven fields, and use the classic seat for going fast :D

The entire Kettcar. Instead of the regular hard plastic seat, it has a big, yellow lawn tractor seat.

garfieldairlines,

@cato [slaps a yellow and black circle on your head]

cato,
@cato@chaos.social avatar

@garfieldairlines what a nice decorative sticker, I sure hope nothing bad will happen to it

justnormalkorean, to random
@justnormalkorean@poa.st avatar

Follow me on spinster lol
spinster.xyz/

Xenophon,
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital avatar

gm uwu

givenup,
@givenup@poa.st avatar
Dan_Hulson, to random
@Dan_Hulson@poa.st avatar

Vibing listening to slowed and reverbed tunes. You should do the same friends

invidious.poast.org/watch?v=PS3NE0WOCnM

pepsi_man,
graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar
Azzmador, to random
@Azzmador@poa.st avatar

ok I'm at 395 followers already. Follower 400 gets a special surprise prize!

IAMAL_PHARIUS,
@IAMAL_PHARIUS@poa.st avatar
Owl,
@Owl@poa.st avatar

@graf @IAMAL_PHARIUS @mischievoustomato @JSDorn @Omega_Variant @tyler @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Azzmador @Dan_Hulson @MagusReece @jin Why would you do that to people?

So they can see stuff like this all day?

syrenka, to random
@syrenka@nicecrew.digital avatar

what's with norwoodzero.net? also, @snow_huwhite is @kiki88 right? cc: @kiki & @Normans_are_not_french is just another @Dan_Hulson alt, right? cc @Dan_Hulson :thinkeyes: also @justnormalkorean is on freakish volume of instances, but @xuya all the same, correct? :why: what's going on around here?

justnormalkorean,
@justnormalkorean@norwoodzero.net avatar

I'm on a lot of instances cus it's fun

HumongusChungus,
@HumongusChungus@poa.st avatar
Hoss, to random
@Hoss@shitpost.cloud avatar

Lol.

xuya,
@xuya@nicecrew.digital avatar

We all know what he trying do to those poor animal 😠

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

That's me and @Dwalrus high fiving after slaying all of those seahags.

RustyCrab, to random
@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co avatar

I actually don't know how common windows users are on fedi (primary personal OS). It seems like not a lot.

Kerosene,
@Kerosene@bae.st avatar

@Shadowbroker2135 @RustyCrab I remember many years ago before I had tried Loonix on my personal devices, when Micronigger decided to automatically update my Win7 installation to Win10, right in the middle of a project for school. I will never forgive them :tux: :gunpoint: :ballmer:
pc restart rant.mp4

pc restart rant.mp4

iska,

@RustyCrab thanks to all the repliers, I now know my rape targets for this year ​:ignucious:​

Owl, to random
@Owl@poa.st avatar

ミントおおお

posrev,
@posrev@gleasonator.com avatar

@ForbiddenDreamer @deVoid @Barbecued_Lemons @EdBoatConnoisseur @Floydian_Psychology @GrungeQueef @LordMordred @NathanielHigger1488 @Owl @SuperSnekFriend @Turdicus @Wyatt @graf It goes by the weight of the bird. I've only roasted chicken and the guide is about 35 to 40 minutes per 500 grams or until the meat is not pink.

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar
nierenstein, to random
@nierenstein@poa.st avatar

My mom got a wine advent calendar she barely touched, and after going through one bottle of it (they're smaller "sampler" bottles) I can see why. Turns out two glasses of wine is a decent helping. I am John Tire.

Dan_Hulson,
@Dan_Hulson@poa.st avatar

@DEERBLOOD @d0c40r0 @transgrammaractivist @paula @Myshkin @PeachySummer @MisterLister @ferrarilegends @givenup @nierenstein Last year there was a girl I liked on Fedi and we were very close shall we say and young Doc burst into the thread to ask how my GF was doing 😒

Humpleupagus,
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club avatar

Are you talking about the fat mermaid lady? She posted at me last light.

ChristiJunior, to random
@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com avatar

Semifinals – PREVIEW

Just my thoughts on the upcoming semifinals.

1ST SEMIFINAL MATCH:

32nd Seed Osaka VS 12th Seed Senko

Senko has not only been the strongest and most impressive-looking girl throughout this entire tournament, she has been the single most dominant entity of ANY major Fediverse tournament, ever, even putting someone like Samus to shame - remember, 4 different girls held Samus below 60%, while Senko has yet to even come close to dipping below 60%, and that’s against very respectable opposition. When an iconic, instant classic Waifu like Yor Forger has to work hard just to avoid getting Doubled, you just KNOW that Senko is insane. Senko winning this match, and indeed, the whole tournament seems like a no-brainer at this point.

However, the ancient Fox Loli is going up against an opponent that the rules of common sense don’t apply to. Osaka’s inexplicable, unbelievable underdog run has already overcome the tournament’s #1 Seed, a change in the voting format and a fellow oldfag Meme girl, and if anything she just seems to be gaining strength. At this point I’m no longer reminded of someone like Shanoa in the vidya girl tournament, but Greece in the Euro 2004 soccer championship. NOBODY had any faith in the Greek team, despite it producing giant upset after giant upset, all the way until it reached the finals, at which point everybody suddenly realized that, oh fuck, these niggers really are gonna win it all, aren’t they?

Considering that Senko has already wiped the floor with a girl who has actually BEATEN Osaka, and by a pretty big margin at that, there’s no conceivable reason why Senko shouldn’t nuke the tournament’s bottom seed. But I’m here to tell you that if Osaka manages to withstand Senko’s early onslaught, you better watch out, because it’s hard to imagine Osaka actually losing a close match at this point. And if she does defeat Senko, our underdog heroine is winning it all, like Greece did in 2004.

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Goalkeeper,
@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital avatar

Toonami promos kick ass

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Goalkeeper,
@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital avatar

Getting Peter Cullen to do these was absolute genius

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SuperSnekFriend, to random
@SuperSnekFriend@mugicha.club avatar


Major Update

You know what happens when your sleep schedule is messed up? You miss important deadlines like hourly and major updates during heavy voting. :NYNSleepy:

The Fluffy Tail Mafia continues to hold the tourney host and tourney goers hostage, with Holo still holding a major lead over the vampire loli.

But like I said before, Shinobu has powers of her own and is no pushover against the Wise Wolf. Shinobu supports called the loli bros of Varis Hangout and brought a bunch of voters from their to support the other remaining loli, besides Senko-san. This has given Shinobu a place where, with another big push without the Fluffy Tail Mafia defending well, she can threaten Holo's lead and thus her star status as a tourney favorite.

We will see what these two will come up with for the rest of the match. Until the morning, oyasumi Fediverse! :senko_nap:

Tally:
Holo - 44
Shinobu - 35

Thanks against to @kvit for the Shinobu pic!

RT: https://bae.st/objects/da0797a5-e3a7-4f69-947c-47c46e4350cd

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King_Noticer,
@King_Noticer@poa.st avatar

@Awoo @AnimeGirlConnoisseur @SuperSnekFriend @Groomschild @kvit No. Knock it off, you're freaking me out. Seriously.

jill,
@jill@nicecrew.digital avatar

I'm tired with all this Big-Phone-Elitism

I’m someone with relatively small hands, plus I want my phone to be on the smaller side since I prefer to use my tablet/computer/tv to watch content. But this trend where many manufacturers tend to keep futures away from smaller phones to drive people to bigger phones is driving me crazy and really makes it hard for me to buy...

Tony, to random
@Tony@clew.lol avatar

We should all be more like Frances

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Dudebro,
@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital avatar

Heres my variant btw

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@Dudebro @Tony @KennyWhitePowers @d0c40r0 @Barbecued_Lemons @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer @Frondeur @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @TimeSpent @brokeassredneck hot take but the dodge ram van was cringe. ford didn't do a lot right, but it nailed the econoline

graf, to random Norwegian
@graf@poa.st avatar

new avatar til my bday, goth asuka sothis

tyler,
@tyler@nicecrew.digital avatar

I wasn't talking to you nigger

graf,
@graf@poa.st avatar

@tyler @realman543 @Doll @matty @ChurnHinge we are talking about how the more complex a distro is the less dramaniggery (and human trafficking) there is in the matrix

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